beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

(via s-expelled)

I  HATE THOSE “WHICH CHARACTER ARE YOU” QUIZZES THAT HAVE QUESTIONS THAT’RE SO OBVIOUS WHICH CHARACTER THEY CORRESPOND TO. LIKE, “YOU’VE JUST CRASHLANDED ON EARTH DO YOU GO FOR: A: A SNAZZY SUIT AND CONVERSE B: A BOWTIE, BOWTIES ARE COOL C: THE LONGEST SCARF POSSIBLE” SERIOUSLY?!

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gemself:

space is cool n all but u know what’s COOLER than space?????? nothing. literally nothing is cooler than space

(via alphafoxtrot)

bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

(via hi)

Friday / 183,072 notes / reblog

notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

(via himicaela)

pizza:

i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10

(via phobias)

clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

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(via ven0moth)

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(Source: ratche-t, via encourage)